Have you?

1- Have you recently been talking on the phone while washing your hands and at the end of the conversation turned off the water? Well I have.

2- Have you recently taken your kid to school and just in front of the school , worried about whether you're wearing shoes? Yeah, I have.

3- Have you recently ( to be honest just tonight ) had this proud and brave idea of not eating dinner to help the diet, just to realize that you've already had it when you were out? Not surprisingly, I have.

4- Have you recently woken up early morning, happily told yourself that this is going to be a long successful busy day, then realized that it's half past ten already? Yes again, I have.

5- Have you recently started a sentence with a lot of enthusiasm and suddenly realized cannot find any suitable end for your sentence? Embarrassingly I have.

6- Have you thought of mentioning your recent embarrassing moments in your weblog and counted up to ten different ones but cannot remember some of them? Isn't the answer obvious?